“Please pray for my son, pray that he don’t touch himself no more, his socks have all gone crispy, and now he is using the good towels, if you came to my house to dry your face on something it’s real scratchy, like sandpaper, like the backside of an armadillo.”
OMG! A 12 year old saw a Fredrick’s of Hollywood storefront at the mall! After he spent the night before watching prom on his bedroom computer.
The sex cat is out of the smut bag. Get used to it.
On the bright side this Nancy Grace doppelganger did not, even once call for the execution of anyone in this story.