The new Life-Point function is the latest and most impressive of a long line of Facebook improvements. First there was News Feed, then came Time Line and most recently Grafter. Life-Point does what no other program can. Not only does it pinpoint exactly when things went wrong for you, but you may also compare your progress to that of friends.
With any luck, they are bigger losers than you are, although it’s doubtful. Everyone I see has a full life, lovely vacations and wonderful kids and grand kids – oh, and a fulfilling career that pays stacks o’ money.
Anyone with a lesser life has sensibly skulked off of Facebook to lurk elsewhere.
Using photos, status updates, Likes and everything you put on Facebook (think about that for a moment) – the program is able to anualyze exactly when and how thing started to go wrong. The new function distills each user’s mistakes into one easy-to-find moment when their lives irrevocably took a turn for the worse.
In the words of Mark Zuckerberg: “Life-Point is your guide to Facebook’s Museum of Sadness.”
If the old Facebook could tell you when your relationship ended, this version can tell you exactly when it began to fall apart!