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New Rules shorts Bill Maher, fat girls, Feb 13 2015

Bill Maher fat girlsThat’s fat? Well from that picture I guess all the women in my life have been fat. Oh, sorry, well fed. What a dog!  On the cover of a magazine no less. No doubt every man seeing that will say he wouldn’t do that one if he were paid!

That one is almost as well fed as that dog Beyonce. And Kim Kardashian’s ass is the one to beat these days. Good to see the African American culture finally catching up with me.

You know I am a water baby. The boat, the tiki bar, the pool, the wharf and the beach. My whole life, even as a young man, I would always engage the well fed girls at the beach and make some kind of compliment to try and make them feel good about themselves. Hear Here. We are who we are, be proud of it and don’t hide yourself away and miss what the things you want to do because others may not like the way you look. One may think I would often get in trouble of one sort or another with that, but no, I most always made a new friend. After all there is only need for one commandment. BE NICE.