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Niagra, Spanish Fly for the Ladies

Niagra, Spanish Fly for the LadiesWhy we never hear references to “Spanish Fly” when discussing the new sexual enhancement drugs for women aside, why has not SNL or FOD done a Cialis sketch where all the loving looks and hugs in all the public places evolve into on the spot sex acts? Let’s see them go at it on that fountain, in the high school bleachers, up against the kitchen sink, in the lounge chairs by the hotel pool, on the restaurant table, standing up in those bathtubs on the hill?  Come on, it would go viral in a minute.

And what in the Hell does it mean in the Cialis ad when it shows the couple sitting at a table in a restaurant and the moderator says, “Or stop what you are doing to find a bathroom.” These people go do it in restaurant bathrooms? This isn’t the Seventies anymore.