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Peter Jackson arrested for killing 15 Hobbits,The Onion

peter jackson kills hobbitsHave any Hobbits ever been killed before? Or Wizards for that matter?

As a fan of all these movies I hope this new movie doesn’t have an hour long supper scene.

I had taken in the old fart morning matinee for that first one. What with only a dozen or so people in the theater I had a 10 seat buffer zone. Sometime during the supper scene I was suddenly startled by a young man’s face blocking my view yelling, SIR! SIR! WAKE UP! Seems falling asleep and snoring with no one nearby to give a poke, the authorities were contacted. But what a short sweet review hey!