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Pope okays gay marriage and China absolves our debt, Onion


Pope Supports Gay Marriage After Meeting Charming Connecticut Couple

Tony and Craig are to thank for changing the Pope’s mind about gay marriage and radically changing the law of the Catholic Church. The two changed history by charming the socks off of the Holy See. The freshly baked Toll House cookies didn’t hurt their cause either, people are always asking, asking, asking for something of the Pope!

One can easily see why China is far ahead by forgiving our debt, when (not if) we agree to their terms of making fools of ourselves. Examples of people unknowingly fulfilling their requirements can be seen on Youtube daily. Elsewhere, someone buys a clay thing at a crafts festival, and the mysterious black family is spotted again at a NASCAR event.