It may be a big assumption that we are still a First World Country. However for those who can still lay claim to First World status, where a break in internet service is cause for a panic attack, Scooter Magruder gives us a good look at ourselves in the mirror. Did you really want to learn to use MAC?
I instantly know when the remote is missing. "Missing" is a term which can mean that it is no further than under your seat cushion, or under the cat. At no other time does my husband thrash around, tossing pillows and sofa cushions, with that special look of desperate panic on his face.
I’ll tell you how drastic the situation gets; his panic takes all of the joy out of hiding the thing in the first place.