Where were the guys from Finding Bigfoot? And did Nostradamus predict this? And what about Area 51?
Speaking of Finding Bigfoot, or what should be called, "There are more idiots in rural America than you ever imagined."
But wait! What a great idea it would be to use that format, with those guys, the interviews and the green back lighting for a spin off show. FINDING JESUS!
Spotting him on tortillas, french fires and toast! And of course tracking his footprints through the woods of upstate New York where Mitt Romney knows he once lived. The possibilities limitless! THERE HE IS! Skiing with the Koch Brothers! Is that him crying in a tree? OH NO HE’S UNDER MY BED WATCHING!