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Stephen Colbert: Holocostco,100 Iranians shop at the Harlem COSTCO to buy tubs of Kirkland cole slaw

iranians at costcoI have never been to a COSTCO, and with God willing I will never  have to suffer that experience. I just don’t need a tub of anything, or a gross of whatnots.  20 years or so ago I did join SAM’S CLUB but found that I never went there enough to make up for the registration fee. Well I didn’t join it my wife did. I remember the argument. “Let me get this straight my Dear. I am suppose to pay a store $100 a year for the right to shop in it? That is about as crazy as consumerism gets. I refuse on principle.” So my life has been COSTCO FREE!  Sadly, no tubs of cole slaw for me. Or wandering aimlessly about in a warehouse pushing a shopping pallet.