Stephen Colbert: Mexican Cartels! DO NOT FCK WITH PEPSICO!
on May 31, 2012 at 7:34 am
Worse than roadside murders and heads in coolers is fire bombing the good people at Pepsico who put 8 teaspoons of sugar into every 12oz drink and a quarter pound of fat into every bag of chips. BTW, I heard that Fritos are the worst as they absorb the most fat in the process.
Time was Mexican cities were filled with carts full of fresh oranges with a Senora cranking one of those old peelers. And a juice bar on every corner. But the best thing about Mexico, which is not true in most of the world, is there is a cold beer available about every 50 feet throughout the country. Here! Hear! From Green Bay!

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