Stephen Colbert: Rick Santorum says CPR is the issue, not guns

800,000 kids marched on Washington calling for gun control, the biggest single day demonstration in American history AND five times larger than Trump’s inauguration. But perhaps they were all illegal immigrants?

The most despicable response from the Trump gang – whose only response has been to attack the kids – was from none other than Christian once-Senator Rick Santorum who told them that rather than talk about the guns that tears them apart in schools, that they should all learn CPR instead. What a piece of shit.  Excuse me, what a piece of pro life Christian Catholic shit.

And the only way of changing things with these nitwits as not as some elected politicians are pushing of late. Reaching out to them, meeting them half way, or patting them on their pointy little heads. The only thing that will change them is mortal attrition.

And in the mean time shame them for your own enjoyment. Fight back. For just like any cult, these people are not going to change their worldview one wit that has been pounded into them their entire lives by their parents, their preachers, talk radio and Fox News.