Stephen Colbert Straightens out LA Police on Fred Willard arreston July 20, 2012 at 6:55 am
So many questions… What are adult movie theaters for? I wonder if Fred was nabbed in the act? I wonder if this is where the phrase, “Don’t get any on ya!” comes from. I wonder if the arresting officer had to collect some… You know, blue dress stuff, for evidence. I find it good to know that someone that old can still get it up enough to finish. Or did he finish? Will we ever know? So who could see Fred doing it other than cops looking for someone doing it? Wasn’t it dark in there? Is this worse than your mom catching you? I wonder why Fred needed to go out rather than stay home and do the internet? Easy to get caught at home if too many people are around I suppose. Though I wouldn’t know. If it takes as long as it did for PeeWee Herman to redeem himself, poor Fred will be long in the ground before his redemption. I suppose it is safe to do it in a box underground.