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Stephen Colbert talks to Jesus about Bill O’Reillys Killing Jesus

bill oreillySo much information on Bill O’Reilly’s  new bestseller KILLING JESUS! No surprise it was written by a holy ghost, in this case, ghost writer Martin Dugard – who was also the Holy Ghost writer for O’Reilly’s Killing Kennedy and Killing Lincoln.

But more importantly we learned that Billo was awoken in the middle of the night by the Holy Ghost who told him to write the book.  And even more importantly, Bill O’Reilly has the facts straight on the crucifixion thing where the Bible fails. The Bible is wrong!  Bill O’Reilly is right!

So how do the millions of Fox News Bible believing protestants deal with Catholic O’Reilly telling them the basis of their religion is just a bunch of crap?

Well… Sliding their tea bags strings through the empty space between their ears to charge up their scooters aside, their religion takes second place to their visceral all consuming hatred of President Obama. Including everything he does, even things they were for before he became President. That hate transcends even their hope to live forever at the feet of their savior. But hey, their religion is far more about their Right-wing politics than anything spiritual anyway, so what’s it really matter to them? Jesus hates Obama. They know that. It’s not something they think or assume, it is something they KNOW.