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Stop Sign Road Rage

road rageRoad Rage! In a couple Prius? Anyone not been there? Anyone not been there yesterday? One of the big differences I have noticed living down here in Dumbutt, Texas is that there is much less horn honking than up North or out East. Here we have lots of angry people with lots of guns who don’t like horn honking. There’s one for the NRA! Score is now:
Humans – 100
NRA – 1.

And here we have someone who has found a way of writing about road rage that is child friendly!

“The workman cut to the left, still laying on his horn, and roared around the drunkenly weaving limousine. He invited the driver of the limo to perform an illegal sex act on himself. To engage in oral congress with various rodents and birds. He articulated his own proposal that all persons of Negro blood return to their native continent. He expressed his sincere belief in the position the limo driver’s soul would occupy in the afterlife. He finished by saying that he believed he had met the limo driver’s mother in a New Orleans house of prostitution.”  Stephen King, The Shining