Calling it "Dutch Oven Plague," this ages old, passive – aggressive bed time complaint is alleged to be a thing of the past with the new "Better Marriage Blanket." (patent pending)
Though as you’ll see in the testimonial, it’s not just for couples. Thanks to the same material used to protect against chemical weapons, one lady proclaims that she can now live with herself – baby steps. We aren’t in the product shilling biz, but present this as a public service. Please note, this was shown on the Willie Geist Zeitgeist report, so please address all complaints to him….unless of course it works, then we’ll be happy to take credit for leading you to cutting edge technology wherever it may take you.