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Weed makes you Gay, PSA

weed makes you gaySo you see? It is a choice, If you choose to smoke weed you become gay. Just like gay marriage turns you gay. Or gays on TV or in the movies causes gayness. Or the entire gay agenda turning people gay. The closet is straight, coming out of it is gay. Which is how intolerant religious boneheads think when the bother thinking at all.

The conclusion of course is that if weed makes you dumb then religion makes you even dumber. In fact I wouldn’t be a bit surprise to find religion was invented by care stoners. That guy with the mushrooms who lived way pack in the warm humid area of the cave.

So who watches all the ghost, bigfoot, UFO, Fox News and ancient astronauts shows on TV? Are they all smoking weed? If you believe one pile of silly crap does that mean you more than likely to believe any pile of silly crap?

And what’s wrong with believing in silly crap? NOTHING AS LONG AS THE GOVERNMENT STAYS OUT OF IT. After all silly crap is fun. Like Trekkie conventions or going to a gospel singing church and letting it loose.