Online shopping is arguably the best of all shopping options! There are no lines or sore feet, and you can get nearly anything…And we do mean anything! Just punch in your credit card number and wait for your doorbell to ring. If you have Holiday gift money burning a hole in your pocket, there are bargains to be had online that are available nowhere else. We know this, because Danger Dolan has scoured the internet. What Dolan found were 15 of the most ridiculous products available right now. Okay, so Dolan says they are ridiculous, you might be in the market for a personal tank, for only $20,000! From DVD rewinders to uranium you can actually buy for under $50 on Amazon, here is the ultimate list.
Personal Tank: Intimidating in parking lots, sadly it is completely impractical for war purposes.
Foot Tanner: Some will see the need of this one. Beuhler er… Boehner?
Passenger Seat Office: “My car is deductible as an office!”
Motorized Golf Club Cleaner: For the golfer who really does have everything.
Hidden Bladder Flask: Has multiple uses. Don’t laugh, when you need it, you’ll pay any price.
Bluetooth Paper Airplane: Kickstarter may encourage the wrong people.
DVD Rewinder: Ditto above comment
UFO Detector: Works best when standing beneath saucer. Truly, that is what it says on the box.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck: No comment.
Banana Guard: It’s not safe out there for anyone or anything.
Poop Gold Pieces: When you are rich enough to eat gold capsules, perhaps it’s time to reevaluate your priorities.
Deer Rear: So Very Wrong.
Uranium Ore: Why?
Human Fetus Soap: Again, Why?
Nothing: What a jolly idea, sure to get you kicked in the shins, or further up.