I must first say that I have never imbibed these products and believe the world would be much better if they slowed people down rather than sped them up.
That said, I have seen no better explanation for the Republican 2014 midterm sweep than this example of the rural red state Republican voter. But I do have a few unanswered question I could find no answers for in all this:
1) What’s this silly lady’s name?
2) What kind of venue is she at? Is she just on a corner or is this inside a building with endless tables of this kind of sillypoop? And if so where? What fun I could have there, let me tell you.
3) Where is she from?
4) If she runs for office in a rural area will she win by more than 20 points?
5) What is the percentage of manure in the air where she lives?
6) What are her views on evolution and global warming?
7) Does she know Michelle Bachmann personally?
8) How long has she been in the Tea Party?
9) Who does she have personal relationships with?
10) Is she doing LSD?