These 8 presents for that special someone in your life will make them say, “seriously?” Valentine’s Day is nearly here again, and the witty Brits at Barely Political have created the perfect anti-list of lady pleasing gifts. While far from perfect, this list is guaranteed to blow her mind!
Perhaps it is the thought that counts, but making an impression by using this guide is a guaranteed ticket to divorce court with a stop off at the Jerry Springer show.
Sure – ladies love babies, puppies and rare jewels. You may wonder how you can go wrong with these time-tested favorites. Additionally, scavenger hunts are fun and romantic, and writing a song for her sounds like a sure thing. You’ll soon see there is no ‘sure thing’ and the long standing favorites of flowers (and chocolates) are probably the best.
A word of warning! Whatever you do, don’t wait until February 14th to shop for flowers and candy! You’ll find a store filled with desperate men, and nearly empty shelves holding only droopy cacti and bags of sugar-free orange slices on display. At that point, you may be tempted to try one of the eight suggestions. May Cupid be with you.