As tragic as all Darwin Award stories are, an Elma,Washington man just may be a shoo-in
for this year’s Awards. A Gray’s harbor sheriffs Deputy said Monday that the 50-year old victim had collided with a power pole on Friday night. Amazingly he was uninjured, but his car was stuck in a ditch. After phoning relatives to come help him pull the car out of the ditch., he needed to pass a bit of time and water while waiting. He urinated into a ditch. As fate would have it, What he didn’t see was the live wire that he’d downed. Sadly, as is the case with all Darwin winners, he won’t be able to accept the award in person.