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Letterman lists "Ten little-known facts about John Boehner."
In other news, He’s baaack! ‘Pastor’ Ted Haggard, the kerfuffle over a young gay prostitute apparently forgiven, Haggard’s special will be seen on TLC in Sarah Palin’s usual time spot – or as creepy neighbor Ted, if TLC decides to merge the two programs.
Turdblossom Karl Rove has long held himself above the Tea Party. For the good of the GOP, Rove takes Republicans Marco Rubio and Chris Christie under his nurturing wing and offers them guidance to stay on the narrow, crooked path.