Yes, ebola has reached America, but Conan feels that cable-news might be over-reacting. It may be a horrible virus with the capability to snuff out millions of lives ACK! However,the virus may soon be contained with little or no further loss of life.
Either way, the Center for Disease Control won’t be caught flat-footed this time…And neither will cable news. Perhaps you’ve managed to lower your anxiety by watching some television for diversion. Not so fast! At the first sneeze or sniffle, cable news is prepared to interrupt programming with Breaking News! That’s not all, and you know it from past experience. They not only interrupt programming, they hold it – and you hostage.