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FOD: George W Bush announces death of Ardilla at Sizzler salad bar

We find that George W. Bush reads US magazine on the toilet!

Hey, how about a constitutional amendment to allow presidents to run for a third term!

Why is the GOP wasting so much time with idiots like Palin, Trump, Bachmann, Gingrich, Cain, Santorium and Huckabee when we have an already vetted and proven idiot who can’t even find the taco bar at the local Sizzler he is a regular at for the past two years? Come on, the perfect GOP candidate awaits us in Dallas, Texas. 

— Chuck Norris —