At some point, even the newly widowed wives of bin Laden must face the practical concerns of life without their coveted and shared provider. Take four competitive women, a horde of children,and put them all in one big home. Sadly, you now have the makings of first class American entertainment. You’ll note that some words used in reality shows are universal, absolutely no translation is needed.
Suggestions for other shows that are under consideration include: "Keeping Up With The Ahmadinejadshians," "Everybody Loves Hasni (Mubarak)," "Gossip Gaddafi," or in desperation "Dancing With the Dictators.