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In a unprecedented move, Anderson Cooper brought William Tapley back again. Tapley is also known as "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" and "Co-Prophet of the End Times." Cooper simply couldn’t see the plethora of phallic symbols in our midst when Tapley was last honored. This time Tapley points the offending peni out to Cooper personally. Presumably, now Cooper too can see that the overabundance of phallic symbols is a sure sign of the apocalypse.