As I write this it is still Labor Day. Props to anyone who can accomplish number one on the list. Double props if you do it while sitting in a tent, with a flashlight shining up at your face ghost story style! In fact, passages from the book mentioned could be used as an ‘enhanced interrogation’ method. On book tours, the author is quoted as saying "heads will explode" upon reading it. Hint: Don’t purchase it, but read passages at your own risk!