Up there in Kentucky when they are not mining coal they go to Ken Ham’s Jesus Rode Dinosaurs Museum. Trump voters from all over American come to see the proof of dinosaur riding, but right next door they have Noah’s Ark! A replica of the very boat the Noah ,his six family members and a pair of every animal on Earth survived God’s best genocidal holocaust. Ham traveled to Tasmania to get the tigers, Yam went to Terra Del Fuego to get the penguins and Shemp went to California to get some Mexicans.
So why not build a Natural Museum of Silly Crap down the street there in Kentucky? With such a great trifecta of ignorance perhaps we could get all Trump voters there for a big Christmas Dingbatpalooza and build a wall around them.