“Your first hundred days, would you say a total embarrassment or a complete failure?”
“It’s been a hundred days since you have seen Melania, where is she?”
“You are such a handsome man, not everyone can pull off that look of a cat’s ass walking away from you.”
“Ted Nugent has some great ideas, have you ever heard of Ted Talks?”
“Mr President, let’s do this again. Come back in a hundred days to discuss the impeachment.”