Is your lame taste in music causing the attractively hip to recoil once they’ve glimpsed the display window of your iPod? Have you tried to get into independent new bands, but couldn’t make a love connection there either? Well, this Apple-esque App will allow you to get down to your favorite lame ass tunes, while giving the appearance that you’re plugged into the very hottest indie music. Guaranteed to impress even the most discerning hipsters in your life – just don’t swap ear buds for crying out loud!