Poll: GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy
In other news, the FDA urges Americans to check out a really weird-looking potato. A suitcase looks forward all year to the carousel ride, and Syria is running dangerously low on citizens to oppress. A man is sucked into the Huffington Aggregation Turbine.
Obama’s lavish life-style is revealed! Romney takes a vow of relative poverty if elected. Why would we remember that promise any better than his previous views which are 180 degrees from the present ones? He’s safe, no yard-sale or free dumpster-side furniture for Mitt – if a meteor fell and he were to be elected.