Ann Coulter had a "bad man" week of late. First her love life went all to Hell when her two month relationship with Democrat and "non perfected Jew" Andrew Stein ended with what Stein called "irreconcilable differences."
Who could have guessed? Though the story may well have been that it took 2 months for Mr. Stein to get her dress up the 2 inches it would take to find her real name was Andy rather than Ann. This theory is only conjecture as it is well known that it only takes 2 minutes for anyone to get her dress pushed up 2 feet. Ann Coulter, Right-wing Christian Slut!
Next came the death of her father John Coulter accompanied by Ann Coulter’s eulogy that may well be remembered as the most disgusting eulogy of all time.
She used the opportunity to get in a few "gurgle gurgle" jokes about Ted Kennedy and went went on to explain why her father was such a great man:
He hated unions because of their corrupt leadership, ripping off the members for their own aggrandizement. But he had more respect for genuine working men than anyone I’ve ever known. He was, in short, the molecular opposite of John Edwards. In the early 1980s, as vice president and labor lawyer for Phelps Dodge copper company, Father broke a strike against the company … Every day, Father walked with the strikebreakers through the picket line. By 1986 it was over; the mineworkers voted against the union and Phelps Dodge was saved. For any liberals still reading, this is what’s known as a "happy ending."
And of course the great ending of any eulogy…
Now Daddy is with Joe McCarthy and Ronald Reagan.
Which leaves Ann "Andy" Coulter where? I would guess back with her "best friend" down in South Beach, the attractive gay hunk, Matt Drudge.
