Conan Highlight asks the question: “Is your new Apple device not quite ramrod-straight?” If not, you are in good company, Conan suggests you try a rock-hard Samsung gadget instead.
This could be the worst ad ever written for the Samsung Galaxy…So don’t blame me, I left out the truly raunchy bits and improvised, you’ll get the real deal straight from Conan. Does the slim-line phone you once proudly displayed now seem to have the bends? Does it seem to droop lethargically? Perhaps you’re an iPhan who found out too late that the new iPhones are made of a soft metal.
Let’s be frank – did you sit on it? won’t ask if it was on ‘vibrate’ that’s TMI…But what were you thinking?
If you answered ‘yes’ to any of the above questions, you won’t be hearing this – ‘Hey, is that a Samsung Galaxy in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?’ You have the newest, shinist iPhone 6, but the guy with the Galaxy is garnering admiring glances from the ladies, and envious poison looks from men who are holding their own flacid iPhone 6’s. Yes, they’re hot, but what good are they when they can’t stand up to rough use inside your skinny jeans?!
“Samsung it’s a raging phoner”