If you still have skunk or junk in your crack you get your money back!
If you did not laugh watching this one, you are less fun than a hemorrhoid.
Your butt can never be too clean! As most civilized Europeans know, nothing better than a jet of cold toilet water squirted up your butt to make you an unarmed socialist.
There are a few missing issues in all this though. What about hemorrhoids when it’s too painful to wipe and wash adequately? And what about the woods and having to rub against trees for the bark to do the job? And leaves? And in the Middle East where the only options are chunks of rubble and sand? What about dingleberries? And then there are the dogs who don’t wipe at all and live in your house. Oh, and what about…Well, you know…
This is especially topical for me as I am presently doing some potty training here at home. “Just keep wiping until the toilet paper doesn’t have any on it. Oh God, but not the whole roll! And above all, DON’T GET ANY ON YA!”
Ass washers ass clean plan!
Soak & Spray
Scrape & Buff!
Centrifugal Forcible Removal
Chisel & Power Wash
Massage-a-way
Floss & Rinse