America’s Best Christian, Mrs Betty Bowers, rebukes the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, which doesn’t promote religion, but seeks instead – to halt radical right-wing Christianity from their use of our military to recruit reluctant troops, raise money – and to let the End Times roll!
The Apocalypse is not only gruesome, but it’s necessary for a well-regulated radical religion – but boy – howdy is it expensive! That’s why it is so convenient to bully the military into providing free labor, promotion and drones for radical Christians. However, over forty thousand active military personnel object to this unconstitutional use of the military. Enter Satan – or Mikey Weinsten, who leads the Military Freedom Foundation, which used the dirtiest trick in the book according to Betty – they used the Constitution! These ‘dirty MRFF’ers’ seek to divert money to promote their secular Constitution, not the multi-million dollar business founded by radical Christians.
If the MFF isn’t successful, Betty’s words to enlistees could remain true; “You may have voluntarily enlisted, but you’ve been involuntarily drafted for Jesus! You’re welcome, and no MRFF or any Constitution is gonna get in our way…Onward, Christian Soldiers!”