The question arises again and again, has Rudy Giuliani surpassed Donald Trump as the King of Stupid in New York City? Tough call. Is it the rubber lipped King of Birthers with the orangutan DNA, or the now silly one time mayor who prefaces his statements with “I know this a really stupid thing to say, but I can’t help myself…”
Giuliani’s most recent foray into the realm of The Stupid was accusing President Obama not knowing how to speak to African Americans. Rudy knows how to do that of course, be more like Bill Cosby! Really! He said that. And only a few weeks after he said Obama doesn’t love America and he doesn’t love us. Meaning white people. You know what Glenn Beck told us right off the bat which was too much even for Fox News to swallow.
This crap from white Republicans that African Americans are not lectured in cultural and family values in the African Americans community is just that, crap. They are lectured on it all the time by their mothers, their preachers, their teachers, their mentors, celebrities, the NBA, the NFL, cops, Charles Barkley, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and so on. That is not it. Rather it is the door slams. How many it takes to lose hope and fall into the underworld. I often wonder how many of those doors slamming in the face of white Republicans would have them reaching for a toot or a gun.
Donald Trump may win The Stupid contest having the advantage of every Monday calling in to Fox News & Friends to pontificate there at the intellectual pinnacle of cable news. So week in and week out we hear The Stupid from the Donald and the longer he pretends to be running for president the more we get. Rudy on the other hand may have some of his own now telling him to put a lid on it. Which seems to have worked for Sister Sarah fairly well.
Well, okay, let’s go with that Rudy on this. Not a bad idea, perhaps President Obama should drug Rudy and company to sleep and lobotomize them as they sleep. The drugs Cosby used are in question, it was a long ago and hard to say, so for the moment let’s just call the drug “Cosbyfly.”
So the President has his people in Kenya manufacture a few ship containers of Cosbyfly and sent it to the President’s Muslim friends in New York. They infiltrate the printing ink industry adding the substance to all the ink shipped to those who print the Weekly Standard, the Washington Times, the Wall Street Journal and of course The Bible and while all the Republicans in America are asleep we send in Obama’s army of socialist Muslims to lobotomize them.
Oops… I just heard that is done to all Republican children by their pastors and their parents. Nevermind.