Finally a video where I can proudly put a positive spin on my Southern Heritage where we have the real products in the Oscar nominee’s swag bag reflecting more poorly upon Hollywood liberals than fake products in the NASCAR swag bag.
Hear! Here! About time I found something going for my recently acquired Southern Heritage [only 36 years now]. There is also the weather. Oh, and the ocean just down the street. And crayfish season has begun. And I sure love my Tex Mex. And getting drunk, momma, trucks, trains and prisons…
And you know, I go outside to find pleasant weather most every day, I get out on the ocean in the boat most every week, I feast on either fajitas or crayfish most every weekend, I get drunk with some good ole boy with a truck every month or so, but I only vote once every two years.
And there you have the story of the 40% or so of us liberals who choose to stick it out in Dumbutt, USA. Oh I almost forgot! The added bonus of finding soon after moving down this way, that you are a lot smarter than you thought you were.
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison, when I went to pick her up in the rain, but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she go runned over by a damned old train…