This does not work on Lithuanians or Republicans.
I had the same idea 20 years ago here with this:
WHITE-OUT PERM!
A line of cosmetics that with just one application turns you irreversibly Black forever!
CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER!
Inspired by the Republican Party for the discriminating men and women of America who say being Black gets them a better deal than being White!
PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!
First 100 customers choose a free all expense paid vacation to one of the following: Forsythe County, Georgia; Meterie, Louisiana; or Vidor, Texas!
ONLY $9.95! HURRY! ONLY $9.95!
We already have a line of people with American Flag labels and Rush Limbaugh coffee mugs five across and 15 miles long!
DON’T MISS THIS CHANCE TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE!