AJ Hall created the hilarious site BuyConfederateFlagesFromABlackGuy.com, to clear up the pesky misunderstanding that the flags stand for Hate and not for Heritage. It truly is a brilliant plan; if you purchase a Confederate flag from a black teen, you cannot be accused of racism!
AJ uses duck call words -( they’re too ‘loud’ to be called dog-whistle words ) to get the attention of his key demographic. AJ writes “I was getting mighty tired of these lib-tards telling us what we can and cannot do, so I decided to do something about it.” He further explains; “I created the website to give people a place to buy Confederate Flags free from the accusations and misunderstanding of the LEFT!”
Indeed, it’s the doggone left that has jumped to the rescue when no rescue was needed. We have caused trouble in Dixie, where proud Southerners only want to reside in peace and harmony. We misunderstand their many social and fraternal groups, the pageantry, and the pride they take in the flag of their ancestors.
I hope AJ sells a million of the flags – which are probably manufactured in China, and make lovely cat box liners.
AJ reminds me lot of another clean-cut, bespectacled wise guy. Hold on, I believe his name was Stephen something…Oh, yah Colbert! I think we’ll see more of AJ Hall, and he won’t be scamming rubes to sell flags.