Today we present further proof that the road to hell is paved with the best of
intentions. An Elk Grove, California elementary school teacher came up with a truly wonderful and thoughtful idea for an end of the school year gift for her 24 students. Each student received a DVD she’d made featuring class memories, something to treasure all of their lives. For our reasons, we’ll refer to her as the virginal Miss Crump of the Andy Griffith show.
The DVD turned out to be an unexpected treasure. A parent phoned the teacher to inform her that in the middle of a scene where the children were sharing stories, was a six second interlude which somehow was accidentally spliced in. This would just be a mere glitch if not for the content of the six seconds of infamy. It too was a memory, but not one which included the class, it was the unforgettable vision of "Miss Crump" having sex on her sofa.
The panicked teacher phoned every household encouraging them to destroy the unviewed DVD’s. You can bet that interested more than a few parents who had probably tossed it aside! It will no doubt be viral within moments, grown-ups being notorious for not following directions.
The school district also meaning well sent a letter to all parents asking them to return the DVD’s, then admitting defeat asked that they be destroyed. There is no word on Mss Crump’s job security, she sounds like a truly caring teacher, who happens to be a bit inept with the tech world, and happens to have a sex life.
It’s hard to imagine that at the turn of the century and a bit beyond, teachers were expected to give up their jobs when they married, could be fired for consorting with a man, had a strict curfew and rules of conduct and job expectations which make the life of a cloistered nun sound enviable, lousy pay,
and generally lodged with the greedy parent of a student – all the better to save school district money, and keep an eye on her. Is it any wonder few men toiled in the one room school houses? We’ve come a long way baby, let’s hope it’s far
enough for Miss C to keep her job!
CA Teacher Gives X Rated Class Memories DVD To Students…Oops!