This worked! I just checked my balls! You will be happy to hear they are fine with no lumps, pimples, boils or warts. The problem now is for the family here to get me to put my pants back on.
You know, if I don’t go anywhere why do I need to wear pants? There seems to be a Country Western song in there somewhere. I Will Take your Lumps, Pimples, Boils and Warts if You Come Back to Me.