Reliable Sources host Howard Kurtz interviewed Carol Kolb, head writer for the Onion News Network and "Jim Haggerty’ co-host of the Onion News Network’s Today Now! Kurtz learns many of the secrets of the humorous Onion’s success. I don’t wish to be a spoiler, but Colbert and Stewart can relax, the goofy news station isn’t in competition with them (whoever they are). The Onion is taking on Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper, in their efforts to keep Americans distracted from their "dull, meaningless, pointless lives."