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We must immediately rid ourselves of these horrid drinks that hurry up our drunken fun!
Whatever happened to beer chugging, beer shooting, beer funneling, Vodka and Gatorade, 151, jello shots, Jack with an eightball and crank with a box of wine? Where’s that American can-do inventiveness? That rugged individualism?