Oh no! Drugs are not only fun they make you study better and score better on tests! Boy when I was in college we had no idea! We thought all those little white pills we were taking all the time were anti-acid tablets! Who would have guessed! If word on this gets out and every kid starts doing drugs and getting smarter, what will happen to the Tea Party and Southern Baptists? We may need to put a few of them in the zoo. And more kids getting smarter and going to college? There goes the GOP and the Catholic Church! Just say yes to drugs!
