Colbert: Our Founding Fathers were slave owning perverts! rackjite July 14, 2012 celebrities In fact, back in our Founding Father’s time all prom was LIVE. Most people were drunk most of the time. Children drank beer instead of water. Wives, like their slaves were owned. And everything smelled like crap. The good old days! Tagged colbert, founding fathers Post navigation Previous Previous post: Mitt Romney Hiring! LukovichNext Next post: NRA: Top arms dealer in the world