Surpassing Donald Trump in his year long dive to become the Wingnut Clown of New York, Clint Eastwood has managed to become the Wingnut Clown of Hollywood in just two months! He has to hurry, he doesn’t have as much time as The Donald to become a national joke before he is washed out to sea in his comfy chair.
Say what you will about Clint Eastwood, but he is most beloved by Americans for his two most cherished and well known quotes:
Make My Day (Pointing a .44 magnum in someone’s face and expressing his enjoyment of blowing his head off)
Get Off My Lawn (snarling down the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun at people in his front yard)