50 million pounds of burning hash! Gosh… Where was it going? I haven’t even heard about hash in 40 years. I remember it making me cough a lot. Too bad they couldn’t have run this ship aground on some beach in Syria to calm everyone down. A good chemical weapon. Does Syria have a beach? Like with a nice tiki bar and a wet tshirt contest on Sundays?
How about we all just give into this problem in the Middle East. Clip off the clits of all our women, deny them any education at all, cover them head to toe in black sacks, chop off their heads if they fool around and most importantly, blow anyone up who thinks otherwise. And that’s what we are fighting for in that pit of Hell we call the Middle East?
Or to solve most all our problems here in America, how about the UN commandeering Jordan and making it into a Christian Homeland which our 30% of American Evangelicals could emigrate to. It sure would help with unemployment and a gigantic jump in average IQ rates. Let me tell you…