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Daily Show Jason Jones shares Russian lessons learned in Sochi

DON’T BE A PUSSY!

jason jones leaves sochi russiaRussians are just like Americans but more so. The amount of beer and vodka they consume leads to more extreme craziness than we have here. 40,000 Russians die a year just from alcohol poisoning alone. The entire country is a Jackass movie. The woman interviewed says she does not do extreme or crazy things at all, the greatest love this math teacher has is balancing on the top of tall building ledges.

They have their own NSA but it is more upfront and open that ours. And with all the spying they do I wonder if they have an unemployment problem.

Ax murders outnumber gun murders exponentially. Ax murderers are not pussies who deal damage from afar like we do. They work up close and personal. And they look just like us! And they even have share the bigotry of the American South and the Tea Party. And for all the hand ringing the American media did over security, Vladimir Putin came through with an A+. In the Ukraine not so much. But so far it looks like even that ended well.