You don’t have to be a dad to have a dad bod, you just have to be lazy.
I wish I had one of those dad bods rather than this grandad bod I got here. In fact the next 3 year old who asks me if I am going to havea baby I am going to wrap in bacon and have for lunch. I hang with 3 year olds these days so if you have any questions about Frozen or Sprout TV give me a holler. The cold never bothered me anyway…