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Death Bed Regrets, The Onion

death bed regrets onionWho would have thought?

It’s a simple matter for me. Put me in that chair on the left in the Corona ads for the time I have left. But I am married, so that won’t happen…

You know, in my youthful back backing days outside the country I, like many other American travelers found that buying a pack of red maple leaf decals and sew-ons to decorate what we lugged around the world was a wise thing to do. So many years later it has become even a better idea.