A tree has taken a Christian man’s soccer ball and only a belief in God can bring the ball back down to him and fulfill his destiny as a backyard soccer player, for without God there is no climbing, there are no ladders, there are no poles.
I need to call this guy to have him remove that pair of ugly tennis shoes dangling from the high power line down at the end of the block. I have prayed for their removal but my prayers have gone unanswered. What I like about this concept is that if I pray and the tennis shoes fall there is a God, and if I pray and the tennis shoes stay put there is a God. You can have it both ways!
This is all reminiscent of the time of Jesus when anytime anyone got better it was a miracle from God.
Or the miracles from God that caused it to rain, or stop raining, of the storm that blew cousin Jeremiah away, or the lightening that struck old Abe instead of you. Oops those are still in play. Oh and God gives children cancer. Why? Correct me if I am wrong but from what I gather God kills the children because they are responsible for Adam and Eve having sex under an apple tree.
That goes well with the Second Commandment that Republicans want to carve into the walls of our courtrooms.
“You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.